Sunday, June 17, 2018

Memories Of Kenya, A Life Changing Journey

While I have not blogged in about a month, I wanted to jot down some memories of our Kenyan adventures, while they were still fresh in my mind. We began our journey in April with a five day safari and game drive that was an amazing, once in a lifetime experience. With out trusty guide we explored Tsalvo (savo) East and Amboseli National Parks along with Taita Hills Game Reserve. Our days began early with morning safari's, followed by lunch in our lodges and afternoon game drives at sunset.

Going On Safari
A Great Company That We Highly Recommend
A Private Safari, So We Had The Whole Van To Ourselves Plus Our Guide


                                                              Let The Adventure Begin!

































Here is a Video that we did

After our trip to Kenya




During our stay at Zuwani Voyager Tented Hotel we were given the opportunity to do a safari on foot with the protection of a Masaai Warrior. I was a bit uneasy as there was a lake filled with 66 dangerous hippos on the property. Chameleon, the warrior assured us that before the hippos would attack they would give subtle hints that he understood, so we need not worry while under his care. He introduced us to the "brush tree" that Kenyans use as a natural toothbrush along with other medicinal plants used by the locals.

A Tented Hotel, Our Room For The Night



A Walking Safari With A Masaai Warrior
Looking At Crocodiles

In order for a Masaai man to become a warrior, he must undergo several rituals to prove to the tribe that he can endure pain. Since Chameleon was the first born son in his family, he wanted to do his family proud by achieving warrior status. During adolescence he had to endure a circumcision without the use of ANY anesthesia in order to prove himself. If he so much as flinched, he would have caused disgrace to his family and become an outcast. He also endured burns, had several of his bottom teeth pulled out, again with no pain medication, had a hole in his ear that he stuck a thorn through, just to name a few feats of valor.

A Thorn Through His Ear

Masaai warriors are striking tall men, dressed in traditional garb, with layers of red fabric draped over them, and some wear beads and other accessories.  Masaai men are allowed to have as many wives as they can feed, so I asked Chameleon how many wives he had?  He explained that he was a poor man with only one wife, because she was expensive. Jokingly I added that I was expensive too. Then he asked Clyde, "so how many cows did you have to trade to get her?" Cows are used like money in Masaai villages in exchange for goods and even women.
Terry and Chameleon 
They Really Dress Like This All The Time


A few days later we had the chance to tour a Massai village having NO idea how much this would effect us. We were welcomed into the village by our guide, a young Massai man who would show us around. We followed him through fields of mud mixed with cow poop, since animals are very much a way of life to the Masaai people. Most of the tribe were barefoot, as they performed traditional songs and dances for our entertainment. Next a few men demonstrated how they make fire from rubbing sticks together, and so far all was good.

Our Massai Village Visit






Then we followed a teacher who welcomed us into his house, for a memorable peek into their life. The small huts were built by the women of the tribe who layered sticks and cow dung together to form a dome shape. Once finished the hut was allowed to dry for a certain period of  time for the bricks to harden and lose their smell.


                                                Making Fire From Sticks Rubbing Together

Laundry Drying On The Bushes


The door into the house was so narrow I had to squeeze in and crouch over since even I couldn't not stand up in the house. Inside were two rooms, each had a cow hide stretched out as a bed. Nearby the children's bed was a pile of rocks and sticks that were used as a stove for cooking. There were NO windows inside the dark, little house except for one tiny one above the fire pit. The Masaai believe that the smoke staying in the house is medicinal, and they embrace it. I was  told to sit on the hard, cow hide bed while Clyde sat on top of an overturned plastic bucket. There was NOTHING else inside the house other than the plastic buckets and the beds.



                                                            Homes Of The Massai

                                                                    Inside A Hut






Finally we followed the teacher into the school house, that he proudly raved about having as a new addition to the village. The tiny wooden building was filled with 20 or 30 boys ONLY.....no girls The ages of the boys ranged from maybe 2 years old and up. A toddler walked out into the middle of the room wearing a tiny shirt and NO pants. He grabbed at his tiny pee pee, playing with it like boys do and I really expected that he was going to pee right there. Our guide mentioned that it was his son and I asked, "so where are his pants?"
A Toddler At School With NO Pants


The teacher instructed the boys to sing the A,B,C's in English to impress us. The whole experience in the school house for me was disturbing. Did they not realize the germs they were spreading from one boy to another as the toddlers crawled up into the laps of the older boys wearing no pants? The urine and fecal matter, cow poop all over their feet, dirt and more?

                                                             Inside The School


The Masaai people are nomads, living in one place for up to five years before moving on. They live with their animals, having no fear even from dangerous animals like hippos, buffalo and lions. They sleep out in the bush with the animals. Since they are poor their babies have NO diapers and therefore run around pant-less, even in school.

Our Warrior Guide In The Village


By the time we climbed back into our safari van Clyde and I both felt numb, and disturbed from our experience in the Masaai village. My sneakers were covered in mud and cow poop and I literally wanted to take them off and burn them. I could NOT sit in these shoes for the ride to our next stop as I would have spread crap over the inside of the van. Clyde was gracious enough to take my shoes outside and clean them off in tall grass, before I washed them with disinfecting wipes that I carried in my purse. Then he cleaned his own shoes and we were able to continue on our way.

We found it hard to believe that in today's modern world there are still people that choose to live the primitive way of the Masaai. For many decades the Kenyan government has tried to get them to change their ways, but they flatly refuse. Although Clyde and I are well traveled and have seen other indigenous tribes in other countries, this experience effected us like no other. We cannot un-see what we saw in the village that day, as much as we might hope to.

Soon after that another traveling friend mentioned on social media that she read a book called, "The White Masaai," about a Swiss woman who married a Masaai warrior. Immediately I downloaded the book and read it from cover to cover. It was exactly the same thing that we witnessed in the village that day. Hard to imagine a love so strong that a modern woman would want to live such a primitive existence. An amazing story of love, adventure and willingness to adapt, as long as she could take it.

Next we headed to more modern Kenya, as we landed at our house sit home in the town of Mtwapa.
The town itself is poor, with dusty, dirt roads, tiny shacks, motorcycle and tuk tuk taxi's and public buses. The house was massive and sat overlooking the large creek below. Once inside the acre plot of land it was a different world from the outside. Tall palm trees and tropical plants and flowers framed the spacious swimming pool. The house was once a bed and breakfast and boasted some six bedrooms, a full sized apartment in additional to the other living spaces and plenty of outdoor terraces to relax on. Unfortunately the once majestic, grand old house had been let go and was run down. My biggest disappointment is that even though we were in Kenya, Africa where mosquitoes carry deadly diseases, there were absolutely NO screens in the house. Even the windows that were there did not seal and many were even missing the glass. There was NO protection against the mosquitoes and other bugs outside.


                                                     Across From Our House Sit Home
                                                                In Mtwapa, Kenya
                                         Colorfully Dressed Ladies Balance Things On Their Heads

Water Delivery For The Locals
We Bought Bottled Water

House sitting is a gamble and we never really know what we are walking into. When I asked the European homeowner about screens she said, "why do you need screens? You have mosquito netting on the bed and if that is not enough, use insect repellent."

Our Neighbors, Packs Of 50 Or More Monkeys Stopped By Several Times A Day


For the next month our days were spent lounging around outside, watching the huge packs of monkeys entertain us.  I enjoyed exercising and swimming in the large pool, while Clyde kept it clean. A gardener came by on a regular basis to keep the garden trimmed and tidy.

                                      Our House Sit Home Overlooking Mtwapa Creek

The Lovely Garden And Pool






The house had plenty of quirks and before the homeowner left she casually mentioned having installed an alarm system that was connected to a security company. She added that she had this installed to help house sitters feel safe staying there. There was a switch in the kitchen that triggered the alarm and another behind the headboard of the bed that we were sleeping in. The switch looked exactly like ALL of the other light switches in the house, except for a tiny picture of a bell on it.

One night I went upstairs to get ready for bed before Clyde while he closed up the house and turned off the lights. Around midnight I awoke to see Clyde standing at the window talking to someone outside. "Why are you on this property,?" I heard Clyde ask. A male voice responded but I could not make out what he said. Next I heard Clyde ask him to shine a flashlight on himself so he could see who he was. Clyde told me that it was the security company since apparently someone in the house had set off the alarm. The man said they had been walking around the property for a while, did not see anything unusual, so they called the police. But because they had to climb over the gate to get onto the one-acre plot of land, they needed Clyde to open to the gate to let them out.

Clyde left the bedroom to go outside to let this man out. Suddenly horrible thoughts went through my head. Who was out there? Was this really the security company or someone else? Would they hurt Clyde? Was someone going to come into the house to kill or harm me? After all we were in Kenya staying in some strangers house, with no legal documentation that we were allowed to be there.

I was relieved a few minutes later when Clyde came back into the house and told me the rest of the story. There were three, uniformed security guards outside along with a police car outside of the gate. We figured that when Clyde was turning off the lights the night before, apparently he flipped the switch in the kitchen that called the security company. Thankfully all ended well, but it really made us realize that from now on when we house sit, we really need to have the homeowners sign something that says we have a right to be in their house.

The large house seemed to have a vibe of its own that included trying to kill dear Clyde. One day while he was lounging in an easy chair reading a book, a large picture, framed in glass fell off of the wall. Instinctively, he reached up just in time and managed to catch it by the corner, preventing it from hitting him on the head. He detoured the picture just enough so that it missed him but knocked over a glass nearby that was filled with water that he was drinking. The water spilled over onto the modem which shorted it out, knocking out the WIFI throughout the house. After cleaning up the mess he sent an email to the homeowner, assuming that she would never believe what happened. We needed to get her account number in order to call the internet company to fix the issue. The internet was still not on over a week later when homeowner returned, despite the fact that someone came out to the house to check out the problem. Fortunately for us, we did buy sim cards for our phones so at least had someway to communicate with the outside world.

A few weeks later Clyde was outside cleaning the pool as this was part of our responsibility as house sitters, since there were NO pets at this sit. When he was finished he came into he house and was chilling out reading a book when all of a sudden we heard a loud crash outside. I was upstairs and looked outside, thinking that a large palm frond had fallen. Was I ever shocked to see that a massive palm tree had fallen down and landed across the pool. Had this happened ten minutes earlier it may have fallen on Clyde and probably would have killed him. Amazingly enough, there was no damage done to the pool either.

Fallen Palm Tree




Kenya is the first country we have ever been to that has a ban on ALL plastic bags! What does this mean? It was mentioned a few times while we were flying into the country. We were told that plastic bags were not allowed into Kenya. I still did not understand? How could an entire country survive without the use of plastic? Even the homeowner mentioned this in an email prior to the sit, but still I didn't get it.

                                             Sights Around Mtwapa And Mombasa, Kenya
                                                  




Plastic bags are a MUST for me as a traveler and I might have 100 of them in my suitcases. Liquids are all put into plastic bags. Anything that needs to be kept clean is in plastic. I began to panic! What will happen IF they find the bags in our luggage? Will they take them, fine us or arrest us? I even discussed this with our safari guide who said they are imposing fines up to $18,000 for people still using plastic bags. Yikes! I lost sleep at night over this issue.

I was anxious to get inside of a grocery store to see what they used IF there was no plastic bags in use? Kenya still does use plastic for wrapping up meats, and plastic is still used for products. What they do not use are grocery bags or bags to put produce in. Produce is put into stretchy, mesh bags or lightweight fabric bags. While we are very used to stores NOT using grocery bags, and we have become accustomed to bringing our own reusable bags, this ban on plastic confused me until I began to understand. Trash bags are not permitted for garbage either, and waste is just thrown into plastic cans and picked up curbside.

In our 3 years of travel we had never bothered to get any vaccinations against any diseases. But knowing that Kenya was a poor, dirty country I began doing research. I was surprised to discover that Egypt required travelers to show proof of having had a yellow fever vaccine IF they were coming from Kenya. During our time in Belgium, prior to going to Kenya, we found a travel clinic and were vaccinated against yellow fever, typhoid and polio. And during the check in process out of Kenya we were asked to show our yellow fever card, and thankfully we had it.

Malaria is still an issue in Kenya and when we discussed this with the homeowner prior to the sit she admitted to having contracted malaria two times in the 30 years that she's lived there. She said, "malaria is no big deal, I have had it twice now. You just get some medication from the pharmacy here, stay in bed for a few days and it's just like having the flu." We opted to practice anti-malaria protocol by taking Doxycycline  prior to arrival in Kenya, during our stay and for an entire month after we left.

There were a few modern malls in nearby Mombasa that were great for shopping. We used cheap
tuk tuk's or Uber taxi's to get us around for just a few dollars. Food was cheap but basic in the stores and after a few weeks we longed for Mexican food so much, that we began making tortillas from scratch.  Then one day we stopped in a mall restaurant for lunch and were delighted to find a section of Tex-Mex specialties on the menu. They were cheap and tasty!


Because Kenya sits on the equator days were short and darkness fell by 6:30pm every night. To avoid the mosquito bites we snuggled up in our king sized bed under the mosquito netting every night and watched movies on our laptop.

They say that travel takes away one's prejudice and this was never more evident that with our time in Kenya. Literally we really did NOT see the Kenyan people as black in color, but instead we were welcomed by warm, friendly people that all spoke decent English. Despite Kenya being a poor country where the basic salary is $150 per month, Kenyan children are taught English at a young age, along with their native tribal language and Swahili.

The one word we heard the most while in Kenya was, "Jambo," which means, "hello." Everyone we met or just passed by on the streets shouted a jovial, "jambo" to us with a wave.  Later I discovered a song that was created when the band members saw tourists struggling to learn Swahili. It was cute and features a catchy tune that I sang to keep myself entertained while there. Here's the song done by a group called, "Them Mushrooms."



Kenya is the most poor, dirty country we have been to and our time there was really quite the experience. Most of the roads are dirt making them impassable during monsoon rains. And when its dry the roads are dusty, full of potholes, and trash. Walking into town from the house we passed buildings that appeared abandoned, yet people were living inside. The streets were cluttered with trash that packs of goats nibbled on. Walking was dangerous avoiding the holes, goat droppings, trash, street dogs, people and traffic.  You can't imagine the smells that permeated our nostrils as we walked through the streets, and these will stay with us forever.

Plenty Of Trash Everywhere, Yet They Say It Has Improved After The Plastic Bag Ban



Our time in Kenya came to an end with a few days relaxing at an all inclusive resort on Mombasa's Indian Ocean. There we watched as more aggressive monkeys snatched food from other guests that sat poolside.

A Monkey Poses Next To The Do Not Feed The Animals Sign At A Resort



Checkout time was around noon but our flight out of Kenya was not until 11pm later that evening. The resort was helpful by providing luggage storage for the full day, and allowed us to hang out by the pool and keep our all inclusive status for food and drinks. When it came time to leave we were provided with a full-sized hotel room in which to shower and change clothes before heading out to the airport.

A long night of travel was in our future with a short flight from Mombasa to Nairobi followed by a five hour overnight stay in the airport. We splurged on an airport lounge and paid $35 per person for a nice place to catch a few winks. But a few young ladies talked loudly all night long making it impossible to sleep, even with earplugs and noise cancelling headphones in use.

Our next flight was from Nairobi to Cairo, Egypt where we caught out last short flight to the city of Hurghada, Egypt near the Red Sea. We were supposed to retrieve our luggage in Cairo and send it through to be rechecked to our final destination. My two bags however, were NOT there! Since we are nomads EVERYTHING that I own was in those TWO suitcases. Fortunately for me before leaving the resort in Mombasa the last thing I took off was my bathing suit, wrap and flip flops which I put into my backpack that I kept with me. At least upon arrival at a resort in Hurghada I had a swim suit, flip flops and coverup to wear but nothing else.

It took Egypt Airlines one week to locate my one suitcase which contained my basic summer wardrobe. The larger suitcase was returned 20 days later. It contained our extra stock of medication and supplements, my expensive, packable, down jacket and rain gear, my contact lens solution that is not available here since I wear rigid gas permeable lens, and other expensive winter items. Egypt Airlines was totally unresponsive to our emails or phone calls, and the whole ordeal was horrible for me. I had to keep reminding myself that it is only stuff, and we do have our health and each other.

We have since filed a claim with the airline, trying to recover some of the money we had to spend buying me basic clothing to wear. It's been 2 months so far and while we have heard from the airline, the claim is still in processing.

It was fun to see the luggage tags on my first bag that we dropped off in Kenya, and later took a  detour to Saudi Arabia, Guyana, and Colombia, before coming back to Cairo. The second bag showed only one luggage tag indicating that it had been sitting in Cairo Airport for the whole time. Flying is NOT the fun part of travel but something necessary that we all need to endure to get from point A to point B.

                                             Beautiful Sunsets Over Mtwapa Creek

Local Fisherman Working Hard

At least we still have our sense of adventure, desire to travel and willingness to put ourselves out there to the world.....along the gringo trail.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

A Show Of A Million Legs, Police, Monkeys And More....In Kenya

Our adventure of house sitting in Mtwapa, Kenya continues and it seems like there is never a dull moment here.

A few nights ago I was rudely awakened when I saw Clyde standing near the open window talking to someone outside. Strange, since the house we are caring for sits on a one acre piece of jungle, and is fully fenced, so there should be nobody out there. After taking out my earplugs and waking up fully I heard Clyde ask the stranger outside, "what are you doing on this property?" The male voice replied in English, "we have been looking around for while and have not seen any intruders on the property, so we called the police." WHAT? Police! Then I hear the man ask Clyde, "where is Mama?" Kenyans refer to ALL females as Mama and ALL males as Papa. Those are even the signs on the toilets here to differentiate between the two rooms.

Assuming that he's asking about the homeowner Clyde explains that we are friends with Ingrid and are taking care of her home while she is away on vacation. To this he adds, "my wife is sleeping here in bed."

The voice then says that they had to climb over the fence to get inside the property, and could Clyde come outside to open the gate? Clyde says it's dark and I cannot see you, please shine the light onto yourself so I can see who you are. The man does as asked and Clyde sees the figures of three, uniformed security guards standing outside in the pouring rain, and next to them was a police officer. Clyde then says ok and puts on a pair of shorts in order to go outside.

At this point I crawl out of the mosquito netting that is covering the king-sized bed like a huge tent, put on some clothes and begin to access the situation. Panic comes over me and I begin to think, "is this a setup?" "Who is really outside and what will they do with Clyde?' "Are they here to harm him, me or both of us?" Plenty of horrible scenarios go through my mind, since after all we ARE in Kenya, Africa.....in someone else's house, with only a verbal agreement that we are allowed to be here.

Clyde returns a few minutes later unharmed, just a bit moist from the midnight rain and I ask for a full explanation of what that was all about? Before the homeowner left she casually mentioned that there IS an alarm on the house that is wired to the security company. She said that she put it in for house sitters and casually pointed out a switch on the wall in the dining room. The switch looked exactly like ALL the other light switches in the entire house, and there are way too many. Some of the switches turn on lights in other parts of the large home, or outside, and seem to have no rhyme or reason at all. Apparently, when Clyde was turning off the lights before we went upstairs to bed, he hit the switch for the alarm, unbeknownst to him. Two hours later the security guards were standing outside yelling, "hello, hello," up to our window. There is another switch for the alarm in the bedroom, tucked safely behind the bed where we are not likely to touch it. The one in the dining room now has a pillow case hanging over it to signal to us, NOT to touch it!!!


Having lived in Panama we are used to power outages that were common but only lasted at most a few hours. Usually whenever the lights went out Clyde would call the electric company and tell them, making sure the problem was something that they knew about and not something that was just in our house.

The homeowner did warn us that the power does go out here, but assured us that it was never for THAT long. So a few days ago the electricity went out around 6am we think but never came back on until about 4am the following morning. Not sure if this was due to heavy rain storms in the area or was  this a scheduled maintenance outage?

Just googled power outages in Mtwapa and came upon the Kenya Power website with scheduled outages needed for updating equipment and maintenance to the system. Interesting, now we have a future date to put on our calendar of an all day outage next week.

Ever wonder what happens when a thick, gooey, millipede is put through a wash cycle? Not much actually, other than breaking apart and freaking out the washer woman. There are plenty of these thick, black and orange millipedes here and one made its way into the washing machine today.



Laundry by the way, in this environment with 100% humidity much of the time takes days to dry, if ever. Everything constantly feels damp and nasty. We only thought Panama was humid but here during the rainy season it is much worse!

And we know we are in Kenya when we wake up, look outside the window and see monkeys running amok and even one happy couple making babies. Yes, right there on the railing of our terrace were a family of three with baby in tow, while Mama and Papa were having some alone time, just them, lots of monkeys and two silly humans looking on. But the whole mating act was over so fast that we didn't even have time to pick up our cameras to snap a photo. Here are some of them.





Darkness, police, bugs and monkey porn all brought to you today from Mtwapa, Kenya.....along the gringo trail.


Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Ramblings From Kenya.....Our Eye-Opening Adventure Continues......

The tropical rains splashed outside our bedroom window in a melodic tune against the backdrop of strange animal sounds in the distance. It was around 7am as I made my way out of the large bedroom suite of our temporary home and headed down the stairs. Just then I heard a tapping type of sound coming from an upper part of the large home, almost as if someone else was in the house besides my sleeping husband and myself. As I opened the door and headed upstairs to the third level of the home I saw tiny little heads peeking at me from outside. A large pack of monkeys was scurrying about on the deck of the house, while others were peeking inside the opened windows that had no screens to keep them or anything else from coming inside.



We are in Kenya, Africa in the town of Mtwapa, for a one month house sit. The house is large, spreading out over three levels that include five spacious bedroom suites, a lovely living room, kitchen dining area and plenty of outdoor balcony space overlooking Mtwapa Creek. On the other side is a huge swimming pool and plenty of garden space with tropical plants and trees. Despite the fact that this is surely a luxury home by Kenyan standards since the owner is from Europe, there are NO screens in the windows. And when I asked about the drinking water she assured us that it would be fine for us to drink the local tap water, although she does not since she thinks it tastes bad.

Here we sit in the middle of a tropical rain forest with mosquitoes that carry dengue and yellow fever, malaria and other deadly diseases, yet this homeowner feels no need to have screens for protection against them. She has lived here happily for 30 years now, and is still alive and well and has not contracted any of these diseases, so perhaps us Americans worry too much?

When I mentioned that we would be taking antibiotics for anti-malaria protocol she said, "don't worry about malaria, I have had it two times and it's not any worse than having the flu. You just get some medication here at the pharmacy, stay in bed for a few days and it goes away. No problem."

In the nightstand near our bed are some old insect repellent plug in's left over from previous house sitters, so apparently other sitters had an issue with the lack of mosquito protection too. We have become accustomed to sleeping under mosquito netting and have used several different types since we have been in Kenya.

And now there is one more mosquito plug-in that we bought, thinking that anything might help? Actually the mosquitoes have not been too bad and we have only seen a few here and there, but we still want to avoid any bites.

When we were preparing for our trip to Kenya we decided that just maybe we should finally, after two years of full time travel look into some vaccinations like the one for yellow fever. The homeowner assured us that there is NO yellow fever here, but further research added another concern. After leaving Kenya in June we are headed to Egypt once again to repeat the same sit that we did last year in El Gouna. Apparently, the Egyptian government DOES think there is a risk of travelers coming into Egypt from Kenya, and Egypt requires that we show proof of having had a yellow fever vaccine.



When we were house sitting in Belgium, with the help of the homeowners daughter who called a few clinics to see where we could be vaccinated, we took care of  this matter. One day we woke up early and headed into Brussels to find a travel clinic inside of a hospital. There we met with a doctor, discussed our travel plans and at his suggestion we were vaccinated against yellow fever, typhoid and polio, along with a tetanus booster. He did agree that taking Doxycycline was a good preventative for malaria also. He did mention that the vaccine for typhoid will protect us only 60%, but that's better than nothing. Typhoid is contracted from eating or drinking contaminated water and food which we are trying hard to avoid. The only other thing the doctor at the clinic mentioned is that there is rabies here in Kenya, and said should we get bitten by a monkey or dog go directly to a hospital immediately.

Clyde and I feel that it is necessary for us to come out of our comfort zone in order to experience the things that we do when we travel.

No Screens On Those Windows So Monkeys CAN Get In, If They Choose To
During Our Safari The Lodges ALL Instructed Us To Close The Windows At Night Because The Baboons Would Come Into The Rooms And Make A Mess


The homeowners attitude, along with others we met in lodges that we used on our safari,  is use insect repellent, sleep under mosquito netting and everything will be alright. In other words, "Hakuna Matata," or "no worries." The locals use an inexpensive brand of ALL natural insect repellent called, "Ballet," that is manufactured in nearby Nairobi. It serves a dual purpose of preventing bites and aiding in sting relief should it be necessary.

This whole experience in Kenya has been quite an eye opener thus far, with so much more to come. While the Kenyan people are wonderfully friendly, helpful, and a delight to be around, they still are poor compared to North American standards. A typical minimum wage worker here, according to our safari driver, makes about 1800 shillings per month, which translates to about $180 US per month.

Although we have traveled extensively to many poor countries, Kenya to us is the poorest and dirtiest of them all. Most of the streets here are not paved, even the main roads are just a mess of mud when wet or dusty when dry.



"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in ones little corner of the earth all one's lifetime."  Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad 

A few months back we were talking to an old friend about our travels through Muslim countries. I made the comment that Muslims go to the mosque up to five times a day to pray and that I don't know ANY Christians that do that. His replay back was, "well those same Muslims after they pray five times go out and kill people." Does he really think that? It is people like him that need to get out and see the world and its people to rid himself of those prejudices and narrow-mindedness.

Travel has opened our minds and hearts to many types of people, with various colors of skin, different religions, different lifestyles and incomes. Perhaps I never realized just how much until we came to Kenya. Throughout my life I have met open-minded people that claim that they do not see a persons color, but instead just the person. I have to say that I never understood that concept until NOW. Really, I can honestly say that I do not see the Kenyan people as BLACK, just as wonderful people trying to get by and enjoy life. That for me has been a real eye opener. Growing up in metropolitan New Jersey, surrounded by many colors of skin, including blacks, I saw much prejudice back in those days that I never bought into. Perhaps, that has made me the open minded traveler that I am today?

Mtwapa is said to be the city that never sleeps, since the partying in the bars, restaurants and clubs goes on all night long. A few nights ago before the homeowner left she suggested a nearby restaurant for dinner. The open-air, second level tiny restaurant known for its German food featured a band playing soft rock and oldies that was really enjoyable. For dinner, Clyde and I both choose the same item of fish covered in a white sauce served with potatoes, for the low price of around $6. There really was enough to bring home and make another meal out of since the portions were so huge. A few days earlier we had varying fish dishes, mine was cooked in a creamy, white wine sauce while Clyde's was grilled with garlic and butter. Both meals were served with pan fried potatoes with onions, vegetables and cole slaw also for around $6. Very good food is served here for little money!

Our house sits on Mtwapa Creek, which to us looks more like a lazy river because of it's size. It feeds into the Indian Ocean for deep sea expeditions that begin here. Our gracious host even left a fishing pole for Clyde to use right outside our door since fishing from the jetty is also good she claims.

View Of Mtwapa Creek From One Of The Homes Balconies

Kenya is a multilingual country with more than 60 languages spoken here and English is one of them. It has been so refreshing to be able to chat with the locals in English and ask questions about their culture and country.






Like many poor countries, Kenya has its share of trash on the streets blowing around. To alleviate some of this the government banned the use of all plastic bags. That's right....NO plastic bags are allowed into Kenya.....period! They mentioned this on the plane a few times but I just did NOT understand HOW a country could survive without plastic? The ban has only been in effect for about six months so far, and while grocery bags are NOT permitted there is still some plastic in use here, but they are trying to get rid of it all. Stiff fines of up to $30,000 can be imposed on violators along with time in prison, for carrying plastic bags into the country. So if you suddenly don't hear from us you might want to post bail.

Outside of our oasis that surrounds this home are the real streets of Mtwapa that are dusty, muddy from the heavy rains, and full of poverty. Flushing toilets are NOT the norm for the locals here, as they have outhouses or community bathhouses in the towns. Whenever we stopped to pee with our safari driver I was always greeted with a "squat toilet," that many women I know from the US would NOT ever use. There was NO other choice but to use the hole in the ground, or to use my handy dandy directional device, similar to a funnel that allows women to pee standing upright. I did become very thankful for it!

I asked our guide Toya when we were on safari if he has had tourists refuse to use these? He smiled and said, "yes, and it's usually the American women that refuse." He explained that he would take people like that to bathrooms in tourist shops, instead of petrol stations,  since they were nicer as they were designed for tourists.  So of course I asked, "so why didn't you take us to places like that with real toilets?" He laughed and said, "well you are well traveled so I knew it would be alright."

Yes, The Struggle Is Real Ladies.....Squat Toilets Everywhere


Thankfully, we had great weather during our safari but since we have been at the house sit, it has not been so good. The rains have been heavy, and tropical making this extremely humid environment even wetter. But here we have no dogs to walk or any pets to look after, just a gardener who comes twice a week to oversee. Well, Clyde is outside guiding the young man as he works around the house, doing a variety of odd jobs while I am here sitting on my butt telling you about it. The monsoon like rains are beating down heavily and Clyde is covered in a plastic raincoat while I am inside dry and warm. But, like they say in Kenya, "Hakuna Matata," or no worries for me.....along the gringo trail.




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